Xing's drunk again, it's time to fight
We must have done something wrong one night
The "best" web site slowly spirals down
It's time to run when you see Xing killing us now
Killing our fics... Fan Fic Net, how?

They hear me scream from down the hall
Amazing I am holding on at all
I cry out loud, "don't take them down"
I'm terrified that my fics are gonna die out
Xing's killing us now... Fan Fic Net, how?

Been there before but not like this
Seen it before but not quite this
Never before have I ever seen it this bad
Xing's killing us now... Fan Fic Net, how?

Just tell SoupFic you changed your mind
You needed a change of scene tonight
They look at you, they know the truth
It's right back in that forsaken room having cows
Xing's killing us now... Fan Fic Net, how?

Been there before but not like this
Seen it before but not quite this
Never before have I ever seen it this bad
Xing's killing us now... Fan Fic Net, how?

Site master's a name that don't fit you
You're just a baby throwing a fit
Haven't you heard of a disclaimer?
Let's turn our backs on you, stupid shit
Oh... Oh....

Xing's drunk again, it's time to fight
Same old shit just on a different night
We grab the mouse, we've had enough
Tonight Xing'll find out how fucking tough are we now
We run to SoupFic fast as we can... Fan Fic Net, how?

Been there before but not like this
Seen it before but not quite this
Never before have I ever seen it this bad
Xing's killing us now... Fan Fic Net, how?

Fan Fic Net, how?
Fan Fic Net, how?
Fan Fic Net, how?
Fan Fic Net, how?