-> "Tooth Decay"
Original Song Title:
"Far Away"
Parody Song Title:
"Tooth Decay"
The Lyrics
Clear I'm poor case
Abused, Toothaches
Lifelong, Sedate
Corrosion beneath the palate
Stunning glance
Jaws of death
Great disgrace, dissolving cleft
Quid pro quo
Dispose, I'll owe
[CHORUS]
M.D. carve through
Make the Anesthetics strong
Please Doc undo
Chops been raunchy for far too long
Mouths been teeming with germ debris
Root Canal I know
Don't catch a whiff
You'll lie dormant on the floor
Mouth disease, Face mask
Finance subsequent glance
Dig into gums as planned
More pain-killers I demand
My gums you maul
Yap full of pus
The needles sting but I won't get up
Status quo,
More dough? oh no!
[CHORUS]
B.O.A.
I need to pay fore you move on?
Huge delay
Merely halfway what could go wrong
Move on though, I'll owe, I'll owe!
Undaunted
Unwanted tooth decay
Help Unheeded
The banks so faraway
The quack withdrew
I'm gonna sue, that was wrong
I wont forgive you
Unless you obey and rush along
How deceiving
I'm disbelieving
Fear Factor that damn reality show!
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