Song Parodies -> "Finding Nemo"

Original Song Title:

"Nemo"

Original Performer:

"Finding Nemo"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

One of the best Pixar films now gets the hardcore symphonic metal tribute that it deserves...

In the sea… This fish father
Hunts for his lost son
Hopes he’s not on a plate
Caught by a dentist… Daughter’s senseless
Hear her scream… Ears are slaughtered
Punk kid is insane
“Mine! Mine!” the seagulls holler
They fly to gobble sea-life

How can these fish
With small fish brains
Find a fish in this huge ocean?
Dory’s not smart
She doused that spark
You dope: Escapay means Escape

They cower from massive teeth
Outrageous, huge and mean
Bruce chants: “Fish are friends not food” until he flips
Dodge the shark’s wrath
Surf with turtles
Such a blast in kelp
“Gnarly dude” yells Crush
Since the EAC rides so great

Nemo’s that fish
Nicknamed: “Shark bait”
Chills with fish in the Doc’s office
Plans to depart
Down toilets dunked
All pipes lead to the big blue sea

Marlin the fish
Is OCD
Scared he’ll be squished or steamed or bit
“You can’t speak whale!
Don’t be a dunce!"
Swallowed and maimed down Monstro’s maw

Nemo… chucked… that… stone…
Nemo... made… tanks… gross

That’s when this fish
Went down the drain
Now these fish are a team again
They tackled sharks
Chased in the dark
And bounced on jellyfish that sting
And now these fish
Have gotten snagged
So they are pissed trapped in that net
They’ll rip the trawl
That boat is sunk
Nemo is safe till the sequel

(Nemo is safe till the sequel)

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Larry - August 04, 2015 - Report this comment

Odorous fish market variety tripe!

Craig Allen - August 04, 2015 - Report this comment

If this was a fish it would be a flounder!

Peter Andersson - August 06, 2015 - Report this comment

It's damn hard to pace symphonic metal, especially if you're trying to do something epic like tell or retell a real story (most SM doesn't really do that, just successfully through the music gives the impression). That said I think you did good here, I should know, I've scrapped my "Memo (Note To Self)" idea for the same OS - and that was still a list type idea that should have been much easier.

Abbott Skelding - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment

This is everything that I would have written had I gone with the same idea. Nicely done! Hit so many references from the movie and paced it pretty spot on. Good work!

Max Power - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment

In the end, they found nothing.

Agrimorfee - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment

Dory's not dumb, just ADHD afflicted. I think the singer's odd inflections is what Peter above was commenting on regarding pacing. Not bad, considering how they never say "Nemo" in the OS.

bobpiecheese - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment

(Artistry) To add onto Agri's comment, Marlin doesn't have OCD (that'd be Gurgle, the purple fish in the tank), he's more PTSD. That said, this was a pretty good parody, if a bit more stream-of-consciousness than a more straight plot synopsis you usually get with movie parodies, so props for creativity there. 555 annoying seagulls!

Blaydeman - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment

Very tricky OS, but you did well with it. I'm a huge fan of this movie and loved that it got the Matthias treatment. Lots of great references, however some were incorrect. For example: Darla is t P. Sherman's niece, not his daughter. And as pointed out, Dory's not dumb, she has short term memory loss (not ADHD either Aggy ;) lol). Overall fun and a good tribute.

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