-> "She's A Whore"
Original Song Title:
"Story Of A Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"She's A Whore"
Parody Written by:
Sara Sparashio, and, Mari Davise
The Lyrics
Chorus:
This is the story the of a whore
who screwed everyone in the whole world
and while she looks so nice and pretty there we absolutely know her,
SHE'S A WHORE!!
She works at night on the street
she waits for a guy to come in a jeep
Why does she do this job
She's always caught in bed on the job
How did she wind up this way,
Givin' it up day after day?
(a) Her shorts and her skirts are always real tight,
Her heels are so high she never is short,
She stuffs her bras to whatever they please
Chorus:
When the morning comes,
She goes back to being a mom for her sons,
You try being a whore
Selling yourself door after door.
While her sons are at school,
They don't their own dad,
he could be their own principal,
Even their own mom doesn't know,
It isn't her fault that she is a whore.
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