-> "Dog That Bites"
Original Song Title:
"Hand That Feeds"
Parody Song Title:
"Dog That Bites"
Parody Written by:
Gman
The Lyrics
You're kept on the porch
In the cold
Got your head held low,
and you feel real bad,
cause you did, not supposed
but inside his arm
it is blue and it's bleeding and it's cold
Just how deep did you bite him?
Will you feed the dog that bites?
Did he chew until it bleeds?
Can you lift it in the air?
Are you sane enough to speak?
Do you wanna punish?
So what if his wagon train's
a mirage
and behind it all there's a price
for his food, for the cans
which he dines, just if I'm the one
who can give him what he deserves
Just how deep did you bite him
Will you feed the dog that bites?
Did you chew until it bleeds?
Are you sane enough to speak?
Are you brave enough to change.
Do you wanna punish?
So tasty, but I keep holding on to what I want to bite in.
So tasty, but I keep holding on and on and on and on....
Will you feed the dog that bites you
will you give him bolognese
will you feed the dog that bites you
will you give him bolognese
will you feed the dog that bites you
will you give him bolognese
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.2 | |
How Funny: | 4.2 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.2 | |
|
Total Votes: | 6 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 5 | | 4 | |
| 4 | |
| 4 | |
|