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Song Parodies -> "ACB(Australian Cricket Board) Song"
Original Song Title:
"JCB Song"
Original Performer:
Nizlopi
Parody Song Title:
"ACB(Australian Cricket Board) Song"
Parody Written by:
cricketfanAl
The Lyrics
this is just a few lyrics that i mucked about with and put in a few names from the australian cricket team. yes i know its Cricket Australia now but it used to be called the ACB. you're not likely to understand it unless you're an aussie or a real cricket nuffy.
Well, I'm rumblin' with the ACB
I'm 35 years old and Shane Warne's a spinner sitting beside me
And Glenn McGrath rattles my stumps like berserk
While we're singin', 'Don't forget Jason Gillespie if you want to go to work'
Matthew Hayden probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and batting and cookin' away
And the procession of the Barmy Army stuck behind
Are getting to Hodge and Langer, but we dont mind
An' we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
Oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin' on the coolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
Oh no
And we pull over to let the twelfth man pass
On the drinks cart, speedin' by the baggy green grass
And we're like Ponting here in our green and gold bat sticker
Like Bradman, or the Waugh Brothers, or maybe even Colin Miller
And I wanna transform into an Adam Gilchrist
And eat up the South Africans and Windies and the Kiwis
And I'll tell all my mates, my mate's B.A. Baracus
Only with the ACB and Brett Lee's nunchuckas
An' we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
Oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin' on the coolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
And we're holdin' up Michael Clarke
oh oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
oh woah
I'm sittin' on the coolbox
oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
Said I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Warney, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out
And we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
woah
Me and Kasper havin a top laugh
oh woah
And I'm sittin on the coolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Stuart MacGill, Huss
So glad I'm not Stuart Macgill
Aw, said
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the
Aw, I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm 35 years old and Shane Warne's a spinner sitting beside me
And Glenn McGrath rattles my stumps like berserk
While we're singin', 'Don't forget Jason Gillespie if you want to go to work'
Matthew Hayden probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and batting and cookin' away
And the procession of the Barmy Army stuck behind
Are getting to Hodge and Langer, but we dont mind
An' we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
Oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin' on the coolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
Oh no
And we pull over to let the twelfth man pass
On the drinks cart, speedin' by the baggy green grass
And we're like Ponting here in our green and gold bat sticker
Like Bradman, or the Waugh Brothers, or maybe even Colin Miller
And I wanna transform into an Adam Gilchrist
And eat up the South Africans and Windies and the Kiwis
And I'll tell all my mates, my mate's B.A. Baracus
Only with the ACB and Brett Lee's nunchuckas
An' we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
Oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
Oh woah
Sittin' on the coolbox
Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
And we're holdin' up Michael Clarke
oh oh
Me and Kasper havin' a top laugh
oh woah
I'm sittin' on the coolbox
oh oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Shaun Tait, Huss
So glad I'm not Shaun Tait
Said I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Warney, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out
And we're holdin' up Michael Clarke, Huss
woah
Me and Kasper havin a top laugh
oh woah
And I'm sittin on the coolbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not Stuart MacGill, Huss
So glad I'm not Stuart Macgill
Aw, said
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the
Aw, I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
I'm Bichel, I'm 35, and my mate's Brett Lee
Bowls me out for the ACB
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"And eat up the South Africans and Windies and the Kiwis" I thought all the people in South Africa were dead?
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