Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy

I'm the kinda girl that looks like a guy
But All I can do is sit and wonder why
Shavin' my chin, to look more feminine.
Puttin makeup on, try to cover it

I don't, fit in
With the, hot chicks

I'm nothing like all the other bald faced girls.
With the goatee on my hairy chin.

Food is stuck on my facial hair
I'm wishin' that my face were a bit more bare.
With the hair above my lips which doesn't turn you on.
And makes me not look cool.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.

I'm the one they look down on.
They just stare at my chin bone.
And if I shaved enough I'd get a mate
But I don't really feel like having a date.

No matter what I do, the hair still clings
One of those girls who want balding
And what would I stroke when contemplating?
I would stroke the thin air.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.


Ask me to shave, and I'll get so crazy.
Even though nobody believes that I'm a lady
There is no need to impress the babies
Won't shave baby, no way baby.
Ask me to shave, and I'll get so crazy.
Even though nobody believes that I'm a lady
There is no need to impress the babies
Won't shave baby, no way baby.
When I walk right in the people stop and gaze at me.
Got me all shook up and I'm just sitting waiting
For someone to ask me to get up and dance baby.
But no, baby, Shave lady.

Food is stuck on my facial hair
I'm wishin' that my face were a bit more bare.
With the hair above my lips which doesn't turn you on.
And makes me not look so cool.

And my friends say
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
Shave goatee, hairy
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
For someone to ask me to get up and dance baby.
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Girls say, Boys say
Shave lady, Shave lady, Shave
When I walk right in the people stop and gaze at me.
Shave baby, shave baby, shave.
Boys say, Girls say
Shave lady, shave lady, shave
And I also got some hair on my back.