sappy pathetic little tree
that was the plant you used to be
you had me on my knees
now i have to use a ladder
i didnt think you'd grow this big
but you grew so much last sunday
your leaves blow in the breeze
on every monrning
you sure have grown since yesterday
without any warning

i thought i pruned you
i thought i pruned you
i thought i pruned you well...so well

im trying these sheers for a change
they work so good, but cut so strange
i got them cheap, so i can't complain

your leaves blow in the breeze
on every morning
you sure have grown since yesterday
without any warning

i thought i pruned you
i thought i pruned you
i thought i pruned you well...so well

i know you're a tree, you're suposed to be
your not looking like you used to
you've grown so strange and akward
so it's looking like you need a trim

hey you, got the number for a gardener?
hey you, my trees covered with those parasites
i didn't think that they were in it
and now its leaves are looking like swiss cheese

it's leaves blew in the breeze
on every morning
it sure has changed sice the yesterday
without any warning
that stupid, oak tree
i've got to buy a new tree

i thought i pruned you
i've got a new veiw
one with out a dumb tree... oh well