Song Parodies -> "Play Your Pipe"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Play Your Pipe"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

"Just like the Pied Piper led rats through the streets... We dance like marionettes swaying to the Parody of Matthias!"

They're fuzzy and bad for your health
Those rats aren't cute
We need a guy to beat these beasts
With killer tunes
We guess you'll do...

Won't ring a bell
To stop this zoo
Or shotgun shells

Play your pipe
To halt this threat
Play your pipe
So our town's cleansed (So our town's cleansed...)

Yucky critters... Raised such Hell...
Furniture's chewed
They're diggin' your chimes so their mob's
Obeying you

Every place you dwell
Those gross pests will shoo
While women yell

"Go play your pipe!"
Who needs cassettes?
You'll play your pipe!
Rodents offend (Rodents offend...)

Peasants think you're swell
Since they've vamoosed
Troubles are quelled

Play your pipe!
When we're upset
Pesticide clouds
Have a bad scent (Play your pipe)

Rock that pipe!
So we won't sweat
To you we'll bow
Stopped our torment (Stopped our torment...)

So play that pipe! (So play that pipe!)
Since we're all stressed (Since we're all stressed)
We're freaking out (We're freaking out...)
It's worse than Ben (Way worse than Ben!)

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