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Song Parodies -> "Underneath The Stall"
Original Song Title:
"Underneath It All"
Original Performer:
No Doubt feat. Lady Saw
Parody Song Title:
"Underneath The Stall"
Parody Written by:
EmiLoca
The Lyrics
I forget who inspired me to do this, but once I remember, I'll post you straightaway! You thought the public urinals in the guys' bathroom were bad? Obviously, you've never been attacked by children while on the can in the ladies room, the little maggots stealing toilet paper, purses, supplies... based on nearly-actual events.
There's times when I walk through a store
Feel like I should pee
In line and my stress is cursed, kids scream;
Indiscreet
But, I see stall or two in sight - no one's there
But behind this dark, glassless door
A small boy stares...
There's someone watching
Underneath the stall
Small children sneak in
With their army crawl
I'm real unlucky
In this shopping mall
Things could get ugly...
Mothers put on lipstick
Don't bother with discipline
Their eighty children crying real loud
And looking up my dress
I can't live with this laborious *beep*
I'm really that mad
And when they steal my pads, I know
Those kids are bad!
There's someone peeking
Underneath the stall
Four-year-olds sneaking
Stealing, purse and all
Want to scream, "f*ck you"
But they're 4 feet tall
Things could get ugly...
Trying to ward off little eyes
Peeking around, dirty spies
They see right through, around, inside
As they all scream, "Get her!"
Smiling with sugar-coated teeth
As they all scream, "Get her!"
"Get her...get her..."
Bathroom Kids:
The way you wipe is "Charmin"™
When you pee in the bucket
Anatomy learning
And when Mom's turned around,
Crawl under the stall, and
See too much!
Oh Mrs., sorry, I'm just glancing!
See the underside of you
From linoleum floor
I hide from your temper
Ducking out of the door
I could leave you, maybe
But I must explore
So much for the lock on your
Dark, glassless door!
Victim:
They've taken toilet paper
And all I've got left's my sleeve
I ask, should I even forgive this?
At least the stall was free...
Invade privacy
Underneath the stall
Eyes all around me
Children, big and small
Now they're above me
Kids about to fall
They're gonna maul me...
Feel like I should pee
In line and my stress is cursed, kids scream;
Indiscreet
But, I see stall or two in sight - no one's there
But behind this dark, glassless door
A small boy stares...
There's someone watching
Underneath the stall
Small children sneak in
With their army crawl
I'm real unlucky
In this shopping mall
Things could get ugly...
Mothers put on lipstick
Don't bother with discipline
Their eighty children crying real loud
And looking up my dress
I can't live with this laborious *beep*
I'm really that mad
And when they steal my pads, I know
Those kids are bad!
There's someone peeking
Underneath the stall
Four-year-olds sneaking
Stealing, purse and all
Want to scream, "f*ck you"
But they're 4 feet tall
Things could get ugly...
Trying to ward off little eyes
Peeking around, dirty spies
They see right through, around, inside
As they all scream, "Get her!"
Smiling with sugar-coated teeth
As they all scream, "Get her!"
"Get her...get her..."
Bathroom Kids:
The way you wipe is "Charmin"™
When you pee in the bucket
Anatomy learning
And when Mom's turned around,
Crawl under the stall, and
See too much!
Oh Mrs., sorry, I'm just glancing!
See the underside of you
From linoleum floor
I hide from your temper
Ducking out of the door
I could leave you, maybe
But I must explore
So much for the lock on your
Dark, glassless door!
Victim:
They've taken toilet paper
And all I've got left's my sleeve
I ask, should I even forgive this?
At least the stall was free...
Invade privacy
Underneath the stall
Eyes all around me
Children, big and small
Now they're above me
Kids about to fall
They're gonna maul me...
Okay, so I've never seen a child climb up over a bathroom cubicle and land on a person. If you have, please post here and reassure the doubtful.
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GRACE HAMPTON!!! Yes, I remember now. Thank you, Grace Hampton!
Darn those pesky kids...this was truly outstanding-LMAO. 555 :-)
Great job! LOL!
I got barged in on at a gas station restroom once...by a full grown lady who totally should have known better...I feel your pain. Excellent work, Emi!! 555!
well done, good subject, rofl 5*5*5
Wow.
IT WAS ME!!! IT WAS ME!!! Evanescence: Think Pee's In Strife. http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/evanescence35.shtml How could you forget? Too occupied getting toddlers off your feet whilst disposing of your sanitary pads? By the way, about three of my songs (including aforementioned Urinal Intimidation one) don't show up for my Parody Author section. Wassup wit dat?! Loved this one, by the way. 5s
Oh, hi there. Yes, it was your parody, but Grace Hampton was the one who suggested a parody on this subject. You can feel important anyway. *gives you the "I'm Important" hat* Don't know what's wrong with your Parody Author thing, I've never run across that problem before.
*whips off mask* I AM GRACE HAMPTON! I actually only realise what that first comment refers to now after revisiting my other parody. Oh well, I don't see HER in a hat labelling her as important! Yes, the problem is very eerie indeed, most evidently a plot by Grace Hampton to steal my Hat of Importance...
*analyzes last comment* This is what I have so far: 1. You are Grace Hampton. 2. You do not see yourself, Grace Hampton, in a hat of importance, though you infer that Grace Hampton (yourself) is lower than you for not wearing a hat (which you are). 3. Grace Hampton (you) is plotting to steal your Hat of Importance, which you (Grace Hampton) are currently wearing. *tears sheet off clipboard* Well, I have come to a conclusion. You (Grace Hampton) and Grace Hampton (you) need to stop interacting from now on.
Good thinking 99! I better take a restraining order on Grace, not allowing me within fifty feet of myself, as Grace fondles my Hat of Importance. I reiterate: she/me/he/I/you yourself and toi/the country of Qatar/Orlando... is fondling 'the Hat'!
*slams clipboard on your head*
*two weeks later* OW!!!
this song that you made up doesn't make sense and if you were to sing these words instead of the real words it would sound very stupid don't you think
alejandra - if there's anything you don't understand about this parody, please be specific and I'll kindly explain it to you. And of COURSE it's going to sound stupid - that's what I was going for. But thanks for noticing!
lol! great job on this, my favorite line was "They've taken toilet paper And all I've got left's my sleeve"
I'm putting this song on tomorrow, so I thought I'd visit yours. If I'd done this first I wouldn't have used the same "Charmin" joke. I just want to say say that as a guy with a 17 yr old daughter, the maturity of your work amazes me. And I think you look a little like Phoebe Cates. (Who's she, you ask?)
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