Song Parodies -> "Dont Know Why(They Don't Like Guns)"

Original Song Title:

"Dont Know Why(I Didn't Come)"

Original Performer:

"Dont Know Why(They Don't Like Guns)"

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The Lyrics

yes, another political song

Its, written in the Constitution
don't know why they don't like guns
stops burglars, if you own one
don't know why they don't like guns
don't know why they don't like guns

when they passed that bill that day
arrested if concealed away
'stead of holding in your hand
shooting bullets at a man

Triggers nice and binned
bullets are confined
forever

shooting ev'ry thing I see
think that I'm a hillbilly
think I got a motor home
these people just do not know

Triggers nice and binned
bullets are confined
forever

they must think I play for fun
don't know why they don't like guns
holster's empty, its protection
I don't know why they don't like guns
I don't know why they don't like guns

MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Rice Cube - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

I like guns. I like them fried pataters too, MMMHMMM... ;-)

Michael Pacholek - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

They don't like guns because guns kill people. Yeah, sure, there's a burglar, and you're looking for your gun, and by the time you find it, and stop your terrified hand from shaking, and aim...you've been dead for 30 seconds. And that's if the burglar has only a knife. Get a dog, he'll stand a better chance against the burglar.

Mike Florio - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

well, Michael, that would be the reaction of someone who doesn't think...in REAL life, that person would know exactly where his gun is, and not need to unlock anything, like your party thinks they need, and then be able to take down the criminal. You dont even have to shoot, human nature is to freeze up, dont ya think that when the burgler sees your gun, he's gonna drop the knife, because a gun would out power a knife any day. And what you said also appys to the few burglers who dont mind taking a life in teh process, but if human nature interupts, they'd just surrender at gun point.

Guy DiRito - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

you give too much credit. Mike would take a knife to a gun fight.

Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Only to show the combatants what the weapon of a non-coward looks like.

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