Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Why (I Can't Take a Crap)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Why (I Can't Take a Crap)"

Parody Written by:

Red Chupaflor

The Lyrics

I'm not sure why I wrote this, but it's funny to sing to other people!

I will give you just the facts
I don't know why I can't take a crap
I've drank liquids and all that
I don't know why I can't take a crap
I don't know why I can't take a crap

When I started feeling this way
I wished that it would go away
Instead I'm sitting here for a while
And nothings gonna make me smile

My butt is killing me
Imprinted by the toilet seat
Forever

I've been in this room for hours
Trust me, it don't smell like flowers
Bet i'll be here hours more
Staring at this tile floor

My butt is killing me
Imprinted by the toilet seat
Forever

But i guess life's just like that
I don't know why I can't take a crap
I'm frustrated and I'm sad
I don't know why I can't take a crap
I don't know why I can't take a crap
I don't know why I can't take a crap

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