You tell me something yucky smells like rotten eggs
Yeah
You ask me what's that scent coming from between
My legs

You seem to wonder why we do a lot of things
It only happens
When you gotta let it go
To me it's nothing much you don't have a clue, no

(chorus)

That's what beans do
They keep ya farting the whole day through
Oh, plug all your noses
And open your windows, P. U.
That's what beans do!

You ask me why eating beans is where my mind is set
Yeah
You say it smells so bad the smell starts to make you sweat
Yeah

You want some kind of explanation
I can give
It's only human
To pass the gas sometimes
So what it smells real bad
I bet you've done it too

(repeat chorus)

(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I guess I should stop now!
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm having too much beans!
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
To you it's disgusting
But life ain't always
What it seems
(That's what beans do)

That's what beans do
They keep ya farting the whole day through
Oh plug all your noses and open your windows it's true
That's what beans...

(repeat chorus)

You tell me something yucky smells like rotten eggs
Yeah