-> "hot"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"pop"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"hot"
				Parody Written by: 
Jason Bice of The Backhand Boys
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			You're not hot!
Sick and tired of hearing all these b****es whine and pout
Whats the deal with these womens rights? And when are they gonna fade out?
I think its about time you realized that equal rights is just a trend
We've got the backside of our hands, bring the power back to men.
It doesn't matter: Bout the clothes you wear or the earrings that you buy.
All that matters: is that my supper's hot or I'll blacken both your eyes.
It doesn't matter: that I don't come home or always have to lie
All that matters: that you don't talk back or I'm gonna smack you everytime.
Chorus:
Do you ever wonder why
I always make you cry
I make you wanna die
It's because you're body's not that hot
And girl that's all you've got
but if you'd work out alot
you might be HOT!
Now why you gotta try and classify the time of girls I sc***
I have fun doin who I like and it sure as hell ain't you.
The only way you're gettin laids through beastiality
I don't bother with whores I'm doin just fine
don't need no STD's
It doesn't matter: bout the make up kit that you put upon your face
All that matters: is that you excersise and reduce your obese waist
It doesn't matter: Bout the your Diet Coke cuz it won't reduce your size
All that matters: is that your really fat and I'll be leaving you at anytime
Chorus:
Do you ever wonder why
I always make you cry
I make you wanna die
It's because you're body's not that hot
And girl that's all you've got
but if you'd work out alot
you might be HOT!
Man I'm tired of singing.
(at this point you hear rhytmic backhanding.)
Chorus:
Do you ever wonder why
I always make you cry
I make you wanna die
It's because you're body's not that hot
And girl that's all you've got
but if you'd work out alot
you might be HOT!
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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