-> "The Murder Song"
Original Song Title:
"Bye Bye Bye"
Parody Song Title:
"The Murder Song"
Parody Written by:
avesjohn
The Lyrics
(Hey, hey)
Die, die, die
Die, die
Die, die
Oh, oh…
I’m doing this tonight
Hey, look, you started a fight
I don’t care if it’s not right
Hey, baby, you’re gone
I loved you endlessly
And then you cheated on me
So now it’s time to die and rot all alone
I know that I can’t take no more
It ain’t no lie
I wanna see you on the floor
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t wanna be a fool for you
So I’m gonna cut your limbs in two
You may hate me but I hate you more
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t really wanna make a snuff
But I guess it’s obvious I’ve had enough
It might sound crazy
But so am I
Baby, die, die, die
(Oh, oh)
I just hit you with a hammer
I’m laughing as you clamber
And I give you one more beating
Baby come on
I tear out your spleen
And cook it for you to eat
That’s your very last dinner before you’re gone
I know that you can’t take no more
You gonna cry?
I’m gonna go get my flamethrower
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t wanna bury you alive
After tying you to my car and taking a drive
I may hate you but it’s the tip of the ice
Baby, die, die, die
Die, die
Didn’t really wanna use my chainsaw
To stop the men in blue from enforcing law (die, die)
But they got in my way
And I’m a busy guy
Baby, die, die, die
I’m digging you back up, I know for sure
So I can throw you, still breathing, into the sewer
Die, die
You’re checking out, you’re signing off
And I still don’t think I’ve tortured you enough
Didn’t wanna be your fool in this game for two
So I’m leaving you deaf and blind
(Die, die, die)
I didn’t wanna cut you up
(Cut you up)
But I’ve had enough
(Die, die)
Time to say bye bye bye
Die, die
Didn’t wanna go to prison for you
I got felt up in the showers by some dude
(Didn’t wanna be your fool)
But because you lied
You died, died, died
(Die, die)
Didn’t really wanna be handcuffed (didn’t really wanna be handcuffed)
Read my rights and then locked up (and then locked up)
I went through hell ‘cause you lied
Die, die, die
Die, die
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