Intro: Math time
Pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
(pi, pi, pi)
Oh, oh, no

Verse 1: I've got math class today
I know I better not be late
Or math will be my date
Dang man it's so hard
There's one thing that can aid
Has no last dec'mal place
Greek symbol if it's face
A blessed number!

Hook: I don't know what to use it for
That ain't no lie
I know that it's 3.14
That is pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Chorus: Can't find arch or circumference
Mainly cuz I do not know the difference
This makes me sick
But to find these guys
You need pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Don't really see it making sense
Having trouble with math sends me on tangents
It may seem basic
But this math won't fly
Without pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Oh, oh, no

Verse 2: She hit me with a graph
Just gave an evil grin and laughed
It cut my grade by half
Don't see her angle
Think I failed calculus
I maybe got an F minus
Plus what's with all these letters?
Math strangled

Hook: Why can't math just be much more clear?
It makes me cry
To find the volume of a sphere
You need pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Chorus: You wanna graph hyperboles?
Gotta use the digit that's made by the Greeks
It's not berry
It's not the fruit kind
But it's pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
Don't really wanna find the slope
But the fact that I can't turns me to a dope
I maybe lazy
But I swear I'll try
To learn pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)

Bridge: I give up on the area
Cuz I tried so hard to get it caused hysteria
(pi, pi, pi)
I give up on the radius
I don't even understand what the class had discussed
I doubt that she'll let me pass
Guess I'm calcu-last
Cuz I did not see the sines
Pi, pi, pi!
I don't get these equations (equations!)
Guess that I'm so done
So that Euclid can go die!

Chorus: Don't wanna square a trapezoid
Thats the type of subject matter I avoid
(I don't wanna be a fool)
But I don't get by
Without pi, pi, pi (pi, pi, pi)
I'm gonna move to Korea
Or the land of math called Pythagorea
It might be crazy
But Pythagorites
Can use pi, pi, pi