Would you be my boyfriend?
Would you be my boyfriend?
Would you be my boyfriend?
I like your hair
Would you be my boyfriend?
My best friend

Why are you standing there?
She never knew you were there
'Cause she don't say no lies
And his name is not Kyle
Boy you gotta change your hair

The middle of a fight
Are you gonna find out she lied
You better go and hide
I don't know 'cause I'm not here
And are you really bi
We will really take it all in stride
Does she even care you're a guy
I gotta pee

Why don't you be my boyfriend
I'll feed you food
I know you hear my friends, they say they would
'Cause if you were my boyfriend
I'll drive your shiny car
And I will take you very far
Man, you should be my boyfriend

Does she like the real deal
Is it your sex appeal
She likes Cajun fries
And then she cry cry cried
She's the one who should be healed

The middle of a fight
Are you gonna find out she lied
You better go and hide
I don't know 'cause I'm not here
And are you really bi
We will really take it all in stride
Does she even care you're a guy
I gotta pee

Why don't you be my boyfriend
I'll feed you food
I know you hear my friends, they say they would
'Cause if you were my boyfriend
I'll drive your shiny car
And I will take you very far
Man, you should be my boyfriend

You have a bee sting
You have a bee sting
You have a bee sting
You have a bee sting
Yeah

You were always a big disgrace
Hitting on girls all over the place
They walk around just chanting your name
I thought you were my best friend
My life with you was such a waste
And everything you really meant to me
My boyfriend

Why don't you be my boyfriend
I'll feed you food
I know you hear my friends, they say they would
(I know you hear my friends, they say they would)
'Cause if you were my boyfriend
I'll drive your shiny car
And I will take you very far
Man, you should be my boyfriend

You have a bee sting
You have a bee sting
You have a bee sting
My baby, baby yeah
You have a bee sting

Man, you should be my boyfriend
Man, you should be my boyfriend
Man, you should be my boyfriend
Man, you should be my boyfriend
Man, you should be my boyfriend
My boyfriend