Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about,
What's the deal with our sucky songs and whens a cooler one gonna come out,
Well we just know that we are lame and cannot sing on key,
I got a lot of drugs in my car so come and get high wit me,
It doesn't matter,
That Justin's hair is ugly just like crap,
Doesn't matter,
That Joey's fat and Lance cannot rap,
Doesn't matter,
That Jc's hair is ugly like Chris's face,
All the matters,
Is that we are lame and we are really gay

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Have you ever wondered why? We talk like we get high?
We don't really look like guys. You can feel cause,
We have preteens all around! Trying to pull us to the ground,
They all like Mr. Timberlake, Coz we are FAKE

Yeah we're fake give us a brake
You know that we are fake.fake fake fake..

Tired of feeling all around me little tiny girls,
They are squealing really loud and it sounds sorta like dying squirrels,
And why is everyone saying that we are sorta gay,
Just coz me and Joey make love doesn't mean that we're that way!
Doesn't matter
That I am stupid and really unaware
Doesn't matter
That everyone likes me coz I have ugly hair
Doesn't matter
That I whine close to the microphone
All the matters
Is that you look at me and call me on the phone

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