Dirty Poop... *NSTYNC... yo ... TP..
Sick and tired of havin' all this stuff come out my butt
Laxitaves are a bad way
to make it all come out
Does't come out your nose or eyes
What we're doing comes out the end
We got a big roll of TP
Gonna throw it to my friend
Come out now...

All that splatters
is the poop that's mine
but it's still the seat I wreck
All that splatters
Is recognized, 'cus its yours
What'd you expect?
And it splatters
all the pants of mine
and where it goes: not dry!
All that splatters
Is the poop that you think
can come out every time

Do you ever wonder why (why)
People faint when they pass by
It takes them by surprise
Smell it when
Your booty goes in shock
and out comes heavy rocks
the TP's all you got
This must be

Dirty poop, dirrrrty, dirrrrty poop
Your bowels move
I know you like this dirty poop
This must be

Now, why you wanna try to get it out, just so it does't hurt you?
Blundering in your own spite,
your poo is dirty, too
Tired of nothing coming out except that icky pee
Don't worry bout flushin' the John this time
It will always be dirty

All that splatters
is the poop that's mine
but it's still the seat I wreck
All that splatters
Is recognized, 'cus its yours
What'd you expect?
And it splatters
all the pants of mine
and where it goes: not dry!
All that splatters
Is the poop that you think
can come out every time


Do you ever wonder why (why)
People faint when they pass by
It takes them by surprise
Smell it when
Your booty goes in shock
and out comes heavy rocks
the TP's all you got
This must be (Pooo Pooo Pooo)

(spoken) Man, I'm tired of sitting

Dirty dirty dirty poop
Dirty poop
Do you ever wonder....
(TP)

Do you ever wonder why (why)
People faint when they pass by
It takes them by surprise
Smell it when
Your booty goes in shock
and out comes heavy rocks
the TP's all you got
This must be...

Do you ever wonder why (why)
People faint when they pass by
It takes them by surprise
Smell it when
Your booty goes in shock
and out comes heavy rocks
the TP's all you got

This must be

POOP..