-> "Horror Movie"
Original Song Title:
"Pop"
Parody Song Title:
"Horror Movie"
Parody Written by:
Jordan Williams
The Lyrics
Sick and tired of seeing
All these people walking about
When they should be trying to
knock the killer out
The thing you got to realize
is that you shouldnt even try
'cuz he is gonna get up again
and the cheerleader is gonna die
(Better run now)
It doesn't matter
how blonde she is
cuz she is still gonna trip
All that matters
is that you see the killer
and run away from him!
It doesn't matter
how far you run
or walk or even fly
All that matters
Is at the end of the movie
the virgin kills the badguy
(Come on now)
[CHORUS:]
Do you ever wonder why
the murderer never dies?
or the blonde girl always trips?
You just need to
keep your behind at home
(STAY AT HOME!)
But dont stay alone
(dont do it!)
Stay near the phone!
but dont you dare think
that the killer will,stop
He wont stop
The Killer just wont stop
I said that he wont stop!
The Killer just wont stop!
He just wont -
Now, why you wanna try
to fight back
cuz your tired of his mess
so you go to
to find a knife
and try to stab him in the chest
Your ready with your weapon
this is your last stance
but the movie go'ers know
that you dont have a chance!
It doesn't matter
how blonde she is
cuz she is still gonna trip
All that matters
is that you see the killer
and run away from him!
It doesn't matter
how far you run
or walk or even fly
All that matters
Is at the end of the movie
the virgin kills the badguy
(Come on now)
Do you ever wonder why
the murderer never dies?
or the blonde girl always trips?
You just need to
keep your behind at home
(STAY AT HOME!)
But dont stay alone
(dont do it!)
Stay near the phone!
but dont you dare think
that the killer will,stop
He wont stop
The Killer just wont stop
I said that he wont stop!
The Killer just wont stop!
He just wont ....stop!
Ooh
Man I'm tired of runnin!
Killer will never stop
Killer , stop
Do you ever wonder?
[Echoes]
S'CREAM
(repeat 2x)
Do you ever wonder why
the murderer never dies?
or the blonde girl always trips?
You just need to
keep your behind at home
(STAY AT HOME!)
But dont stay alone
(dont do it!)
Stay near the phone!
but dont you dare think
that the killer will,stop
He wont stop
The Killer just wont stop
I said that he wont stop!
The Killer just wont stop!
He just wont ......STOP!
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