There's a thousand dirt marks on my face
and i smell like fart
it seems that yesterday you walked away
cause of my stench
i remember that i smelt like butt
you were acting so strange
and i know im too blind to see
that i need some clean socks
was it something you smelt that made you turn away
that made you walk out and buy me soap
if i could just find a way
to make it so that i was so clean, right now

ive been sitting here
cant get you off my back
ive tried my best to smell as good as i can
i drive my self insane, wishing you would touch my face
but the truth remains
i stink, i stink, baby i stink, girl i stink
your clean, im not, skank

you dont have to rub it in now stupid
just cause your clean and i'm not
maybe there's something that i could do
wont you roll in my filth
my stench is flowing so slowley now
guess thats my life without poop
you tell me i should change my underwear
but baby i dont want to
so i'll just hang around and find some dirt to eat
to take my mind off missing poo
and i know its my fart
you cant say that you dont smell it too
please say you do, yeah

ive been sitting here
cant get you off my back
ive tried my best to smell as good as i can
i drive myself insane wishing you will touch my face
but the truth remains
i stink, i stink, girl i stink
your clean, i'm not, skank

what will i do
if i cant smell like poo
tell me can i turn to you
even though im not clean
if we ever part
will you still smell my fart
baby why dont you see
that i need to smell like pee oooh *fart noise* excuse me, ooooh!

ive been farting here
cant get you off my back
ive tried my best to smell as good as i can
i drive myself insane wishing you would touch my face
but the truth remains i stink
girl i stink
i really do , your not better just cause your clean you skank