-> "Gay"
Original Song Title:
"Gone"
Parody Song Title:
"Gay"
Parody Written by:
lilkitten
The Lyrics
There's a thousand dirt marks on his face
and he smells like garbage
it seems that yesterday he walked away
Just like Craig David
i remember that he flirts with guys
he was bein' a jock
and i know i'm not blind to see
that he wore pink socks
was it something you saw that made you turn away
that made you walk out and buy him clothes
if i could just find a way
to make it so that he wasnt gay, right now
ive been thinkin' here
cant get this through my head
ive tried my best to figure out whats in his bed
i think a guy is,but what does that have to with this
but the truth remains
He's, gay, gay, sorry girl, girl he's gay
I'm straight, your not, gay
now you dont have to rub that guy's butt
cuz that just isn't right(noo)
Maybe i can get it through to u
He's gay and dosen't want u
I don't really ever know how
guess thats what he is now (oh well)
You tell him to change his gay ways
but girl he dosent want to
so he'll just hang around and find some men to "eat"
To take his mind off thinkin of you
and i know that its hard
when he flirts with guys he cant help it cuz he's gay
please run away, yeah
ive been thinkin' here
cant get this through my head
ive tried my best to figure out whats in his bed
i think a guy is,but what does that have to with this
but the truth remains
He's, gay, gay, sorry girl, girl he's gay
I'm straight, your not, gay
what will he do
if he can't flirt with u
believe me he WON'T turn to u
Even though he is gay
He wouldnt let you come near
Girl why dont you see
that he needs to flirt with guys
ive been thinkin' here
cant get this through my head
ive tried my best to figure out whats in his bed
i think a guy is,but what does that have to with this
but the truth remains
He's, gay, gay, sorry girl, girl he's gay
I'm straight, your not, gay
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