-> "Gaunt"
Original Song Title:
"Gone"
Parody Song Title:
"Gaunt"
Parody Written by:
Germboy
The Lyrics
There's a billion things that I could do to make your come home, yeah
Seems so long ago you turned away and skipped to the loo
And I remember when you barked at me, your figure was
so strange
And maybe I was too blind to see that you needed a
change
Was it something you sniffed that make you go astray?
To make you skipped out and find a bone
If you could just listen to my commands before you turn like this, oh god!
Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains, you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
Doggy you're gaunt
Here you go
Doggy yes you're
Gaunt
Yo
Gaunt
Yo
Now I don't wanna make excuses, doggy
Won't change the fact that you're gaunt
But if you see a bone on the shelf, please don't
drool on my floor
Your kennel is one tenth vacant now, guess that's because
you're so gaunt
and maybe I could change your old kennel, but doggy I
don't want to
So I'll just hang around and find some dogs to leash
To make you damn jealous of them (Echo)
And I know in my heart, you can't grunt that you're
not jealous
please bark you do, yeah
Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains, you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt ()
You're gaunt
You're gaunt
What can I do if you are so damn gaunt?
Tell me who will you turn to, doggy who will you choose?
Why are you so gaunt? Are you still eating now?
Doggy why can't you see that I have a leash with me?
Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains (2X), you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt
Baby yes you're gaunt
Gaunt
But the truth remains, you're...
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