-> "Just Got Paged"
Original Song Title:
"Just Got Paid"
Parody Song Title:
"Just Got Paged"
The Lyrics
JUST GOT PAGED
Thank god it's friday night and I
Just-just-just-just-juuuuuuust got paid
Yeah, ohh...
CHORUS
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high
Check on my stash, lookin low
Round up the posse, go find Jerome
My body's shakin', wastin' time
Hit the pedal, pick up some speed
Drivin' so fast
Don't you know that I'm just findin' the hookup
Hookup, yeah, hookup, oh, oh, oh, ohhh
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high
Yo, Jerome says my cravin' is impossible
But when I get high on my crack, yo, I'm unstoppable
And it's probable that I'll hear voices in my head
I'll be spazzin' if my addictions not fed.
Now I know ya thought that I was enraged
Because all my fans are underaged
You know, if I didn't have my crack, I'd be crazed
But I just (just) got (got) paged (paged) uh
On the floor, twitchin' like a freak
Always, twice a week (weekly)
My four friends are standin' by (~JUSTIN sings~he looks high tonight)
Need a kilo to be allright
I love the way that it feels
Said, I need some crack
To get my mind back on track
I'm tired of keepin' it from Bobbie, baby
I need to go get high, let's go get real high
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (tell me where the crack is)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high
Say crack
Say crack
Say hookup
Say hookup
Say hook me up
Say crack
Ohh...
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (just tell me where the crack is)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high (gettin' high)
Just got paged, I can't lose
Jerome's callin', with good news (havin' real good news baby)
Hookup's comin', aint no lie
Sniff that crack, cuz I'm gettin' high (I'm gettin' high)
I'm gettin' high, high...
I'm gettin' high, yeah...
JC (spoken): Eh, I'm stoned
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