There's a thousand poo lumps on my face
And I smell like crap, yeah
It seems so long that I've been gone away
And left you alone
I remember what Grim said to me
"Sam, you smell like you're strange,"
and i know im too blind to see
that i need some clean socks

Was it something I did that made Grim turn away
That made her walk out and throw me soap
If i could just find a way
To make it so that I would take baths, right now

I've been sneakin' here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best for Mr. Lambert to go
He drove himself insane, hope that I would finish this
But the truth remains
I stink, ooohh, stink, Sarah, I stink, dear I stink
I stink, you don't, stink, I...stink, oooohhh

Yo, Lambert, I don't want excuses, mister
Just coz your clean and I'm not
But if there's something that I could do,
Won't you please let me know
The algorithm's passing slowly, now
Guess thats my life without poo
You tell me I should change my combat suit
But baby I dont want to
So I'll just sneak around and find some thugs to bonk
to take my mind off smelling poo
And I know its my fart
You cant say that you dont smell it too
Please say you do, yeah

I've been sneakin' here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best for Mr. Lambert to go
He drove himself insane, hope that I would finish this
But the truth remains
I stink, ooohh, stink, Sarah, I stink, dear I stink
I stink, you don't, stink, I...stink, oooohhh

What will i do
If I do smell like poo
Tell me when will I wash, please
even though im not clean
If we go to Wal-Mart
Will you still smell my fart
Baby why dont you see
Lambert, I am gonna' pee oooh, ooooh!

I've been sneakin' here
Can't get you off my mind
I've tried my best for Mr. Lambert to go
He drove himself insane, hope that I would finish this
But the truth remains
I stink, ooohh, stink, Sarah, I stink, dear I stink
I stink, you don't, stink, I...stink, oooohhh
Stink, and the truth remains, I...