-> "Agents"
Original Song Title:
"Secrets"
Parody Song Title:
"Agents"
The Lyrics
[To interagator]
Verse 1: You wanna hear my story?
Handcuffed to this metal desk
I’ll warn you, it gets gory
But I’ll tell you all, if you insist
‘Bout all the suits I’ve stained red
From all the men I’ve shot dead
Though in honesty I swear
I won’t kill one more, once
Your blood coats the floor, so
Chorus: Tell me how could you catch me?
Been ghost since 2003
‘Less here’s where I want to be
So I’m gonna blow all you agents away
Right now
I’ll leave the police wond’rin how
I see the sweat is dripping from your brow
You know I’ll blow all you agents away
Verse 2: My God…
Amazing all the men I’ve fought
I thank the training I was taught
Don’t ask me, I can hit that shot
And everyday I see a mark
All the angles and how to solve’em
When a situation rises
Defy it won’t be a problem
Let a bullet fly
But I don’t wanna be that guy, no, so
Chorus: Buddy, you can let me leave
Then no fam’lies have to grieve
Don’t tell me that you don’t believe
That I will blow all you agents away
Mistake…
To think these handcuffs keep you safe
Won’t be long before I make my escape
And then I’ll blow all you agents away
[Slow motion action sequence… there were some fatalities…]
Bridge: Ooo…
Got no conscience, got no shame
Now my freedom I can claim
I just want to disappear
Now you all know everything
[To security camera]
Chorus: Maybe now you’ll let me go
I promise I’ll leave you alone
I’ll even yield my gun and phone
Don’t make me blow all your agents away
This time…
Was just a little exercise
Hope in the future you’ll be less surprised
Cuz I can blow all your agents away
[through a scope]
Chorus: I know that you’ll pursue me
Cuz you can’t handle defeat
Maybe the next time we meet
I will not blow all your agents away
Probs not
But you’ll sit safely on your yacht
And you’ll be sitting in this same ‘xact spot
Must only blow one more agent away…
One more agent today…
Goodbye agent McKay…
[gunshot]
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