-> "Knitted Dreams"
Original Song Title:
"Liquid Dreams"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Knitted Dreams"
The Lyrics
Patterns of wool surrounding me
I'm lost in a crocheted fantasy
Every night they come to me
And show me all the shawls I need.
Now this long shawl, it's not your average shawl
It's a mix of knits and purls and the garter stitch.
And it's so warm, designed for all new-borns,
It's a scarf, a comfort blanket and a rug for girls.
I dream about these clothes, they're a mix of comfort and style
Just a little touch of the Renaissance guile
And they will last a while.
Throw in a ball of angora wool
You've got the star of my knitted dreams.
Now these clothes are really easy to keep clean.
They can go in the washing machine.
When it comes to the vest well thermal's the best,
But cashmere sweaters beat the rest.
Now this long shawl, it's not your average shawl
It's a mix of knits and purls and the garter stitch.
And it's so warm, designed for all new-borns,
It's a scarf, a comfort blanket and a rug for girls.
I dream about these clothes, they're a mix of comfort and style
Just a little touch of the Renaissance guile
And they will last a while.
Throw in a ball of angora wool
You've got the star of my knitted dreams.
Style ain't everything it's got to have good durability, like PVC
My favourite is the sweater, it's good for all the weather
But let's be true, any will do, when I'm dreaming of my
Knitted dreams, my knitted dreams
With no inseams,
These knitted dreams
Repeat Chorus to fade.
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