Friend Space of guys for MySpace Whore
Messages keep her wanting more
Late, late at night she goes explore
All the profiles she's ignored

But this new guy
Not a one-kudo guy
He's a husky, witty, genius bad-ass boy toy
Though he's well-sought
Hot damn, he'll hit the spot
He's a model status, top-of-the-class, gentleman

Ooh!
I troll around the page of guys lookin' like Paul's emo pics
With all of the heat in Kev's naughty tricks
Plus Gabie's pack of six
Tearing the dance floor like Corey T.
You are the background on my MySpace

All wrapped in Will's strong arms to spoon me to bliss
Hot sparks in Hunter V's sultry kiss
Yet no one beats par like Matt in his car
While Ricky Q rocks the guitar

Oh!
But this new guy
Not a one-kudo guy
He's a husky, witty, genius bad-ass boy toy
Though he's well-sought
Hot damn, he'll hit the spot
He's a model status, top-of-the-class, gentleman

Ooh!
I troll around the page ff guys lookin' like Paul's emo pics
With all of the heat in Matt's naughty tricks
Plus Gabie's pack of six
Tearing the dance floor like Corey T.
You are the background on my MySpace

Size ain't everything he works his brilliant creativity
Like Andrew B.
My sister thinks he's slutty
My buddies know he's creepy

But on MySpace, I leave my cares behind every night I view
Oh!

MySpace Boys, my MySpace boys
I love to click on my MySpace boys
These MySpace boy

I troll around the page off guys lookin' like Paul's emo pics
With all of the heat in Matt's naughty tricks
Plus Gabie's pack of six
Tearing the dance floor like Corey T.
You are the background on my MySpace
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