-> "The Constapation Songs(Somewhere up there)"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Out There"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Constapation Songs(Somewhere up there)"
The Lyrics
last time I had to poo
I felt bloated and in some pain
I was pushing hard, you see
but it stayed in place
Tried more and pushed real hard
but I got nowhere, babe
Make one more hard blow
then I go and get more pain
Down near in the toilet here
empty and so confined
Im pushing and Im tired, so
Im in much pain tonight
Try hard and push real slow
but I cant get it all out right
Im waiting for the crap to fall
Im waiting for a sign
Its all in stock, but up too far
Im in some pain, you see
Pushing hard indeed
yeah, but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Its just out of reach
defying gravity, yeah
but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Hope I can try to see
how to get it out, today
It must get out of there
Try to pick up the pace
I know it comes back some days
and it puts you in some pain
Im hoping that it just burns out
or fades away
Its all in stock, but up too far
Im in some pain, you see
Pushing hard indeed
yeah, but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Its just out of reach
defying gravity, yeah
but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Im in some pain, you see
Pushing hard indeed
yeah, but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Its just out of reach
defying gravity, yeah
but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Im in some pain, you see
Pushing hard indeed
yeah, but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Its just out of reach
defying gravity, yeah
but I know its up there
Somewhere up there
Im in much pain you see
well I know
I know
Its just out of reach
I know
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