-> "Yoda"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Ya"
Parody Song Title:
"Yoda"
The Lyrics
1, 2, 3, go!
Luke's mentor he calls himself
And he wears a robe
He is so so old (Uh!)
And he's always walkin
With a wooden cane at his side
A jedi trainer every day
He has been one ever
Since he started life (Uh!)
He could be the grandad
Of one of the gremlins
From that movie we know now
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
He's always walkin'
Oh, he's always walkin
But got it just don't get it
Cause he's not really tall (Ah!)
He don't wear leather
Oh, he don't wear leather
But his robe look like sweater
He shouldn't trip and fall when he walks (Oh!)
Oh what he says is 'may the force be with ya,'
And he trains
And he trains
And he trains
And he trains
And he trains (He trains he trains )
Wanna be a master?
So why oh, why oh
Why oh, why oh, why oh
You could be a jedi
For this with two pointy ears
Ya'll wanna be a jedi?
Then well he'll teach ya
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Oh oh!
Oh oh!
Darth Vader's not your daddy (Oh oh!)
Not even your grandaddy (Oh oh! Oh oh!)
So tell whos you're mama (Oh oh!)
Is it Queen Amidala? (Oh no!)
I'm (Oh oh!)
I'm (Oh oh!)
I could be a jedi (Oh oh!)
I could be a jedi
Hey! Alright now!
Alright now, fellas! (Yeah!)
Now whats cooler than being jedi? (INothing)
I can't hear ya!
Now whats cooler than being jedi? (INothing)
Alright! Alright, Alright! Alright, Alright! Alright, Alright! Alright, Alright! Alright, Alright!
Alright, Alright! Alright, Alright!
Okay now, jedis! (Yeah!)
Now he's gonna fight with a light saber now
Just like he did in Attack of the Clones now
Now I wanna see him get Anakin outta here
Believe me, Gremlins
He;s is your grandpa
Ah! Here we go! Uh!
Rake- Rr-rake it ( oh oh )
Rake- Rr-rake it
Rake- Rr-rake it
Rake- Rr-rake it
- Rr-rake it ( oh oh )
Rake it in your lunar garden now
Rake it, Rr-rake it (Yoda!)
Rake it, Rr-rake it
Rake it, rake it
Rake it, rr-rake it (Rake it sugar!)
Rake it in your lunar garden now
Rake it, Rr-rake it
Rake it, rake it
Rake it, rr-rake it
Rr-Rake it
Rake it in your lunar garden now
Rake it, Rr-rake it
Rake it, rake it
Rake it, rr-rake it
Rr-Rake it
Rake it in your lunar garden now
Now all battle droids and Han Solos and jedi knights
Use your light saber
Use your light saber
You know what to do
You know what to do
You know what to do
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda
Yoda Yoda...
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