Parasites (Hair has lice)
The travel guide's bad advice told us its paradise
But paradise isn't god forsaken shacks with mice
And some ugly rats, a lot of mosquitoes, like nothing before
Well, I really, should have known
If doctors had to vaccinate us beforehand
Our plans should have adapted back to cold lands
To go and not get eaten by large bugs

Although it's really warm and it rarely storms
I fear when nighttime approaches
And these roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo
Yeah roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo

Parasites, they're the reason for the word itch
We spend our days lying in the beach in the sun
Although it should be it's not any fun
Cause of mosquitoes and maybe flies and gnats
And while we should be just bathing in the sunshine
We scratch, scratch, scratch, and never quit complaining
We need a better travel agent to ensure
No more trips where we're scared of soreness from hor-
Rid teeth boring so deep to get our blood


Although it's really warm and it rarely storms
I fear when nighttime approaches
And these roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo
Yeah roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo

Well it's such a pity sitting on the beach looking unpretty
Even at a leper city with an ugly stick they'd hit me
My friends might try acting witty
When they see how badly bugs bit me
They'd say "What is your problem? Allergic to swimming?"
But I'd rather be there with air that is much too frigid for the par-
Asites in hair and my face that's bare
But the plane's in six whole days
I'd rather spend a year when I can't drink beer
And music I hear is nothing but Britney Spears than live here in fear
To scratch itch is tragic, more pain than Jurassic
Park managed to cause all of the people attacked at it
Cause you see that was a movie which was fiction
Unlike the sea of mosquitoes in the kitchen

Although it's really warm and it rarely storms
I fear when nighttime approaches
And these roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo
Yeah roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo

I would rather go to work
Where it's cool like Herc
I'd work for several days no pay
Without bugs it's quite okay
Okay..... okay


Although it's really warm and it rarely storms
I need some calamine lotion
And these roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo
Yeah roaches make me whine like boo-hoo-hoo

Hate the itch
Itch, stupid back itch
Whole body itch oh god the itch
This itchy itch, what an itch