-> "Sneakers"
Original Song Title:
"Roses"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Sneakers"
The Lyrics
Easy Strides! Easy Strides!
Adidas, Ketts, air jordans, and the skating glides! Skating Glides!
Avias, bams, nevados, for the little guys
That wear them all the time, loving these old shoes, ya dig this now
In the snow, In the snow
They were the bad ones like their crappy easy strieds, easy strides
And don't wear the good ones cause they've finnaly realized
That smart guys only wear the good cool nice shoes ya
I know you like to wear them but dont stare at them
Sneakers are so awesome see
And 1, Lugz, Shaq's and fubu's
Ya And 1, Lugz shaqs and fubus
Easy Strides, Easy Strides!
There made out out velcrow and stitch stitch
When you wear em you get confused with which velcrow to put in so you mix them all up then go out to go for a ride and crash crash craaaaaaaaaash in to a pit
You need some better sneakers on like Ultra Rides, Ultra Rides
I'd give up my G Units just to wear em one time
Cause real shoes are so clean down and so harmless Ya
I know you like to wear them but dont stare at them
Sneakers are so awesome see
And 1, Lugz, Shaq's and fubu's
Ya And 1, Lugz shaqs and fubus
Well she wore her lousy etnies in the dance and tripped and fell see
She lost her Iversons or her Jordans Or her Shaqs only
They got all ruined when she wore em in the mud and fell
Now she needs some nikes and starters in the mail
I got my phat farms and they had the black lines
Cleaned em all up so now they always shine
Better come to get phat farms
New Balance their the lucky charms
You can not fight me see
You wanna get velcrow no way no way no waaaaaaaaaaay
I know you like to wear them but dont stare at them
Sneakers are so awesome see
And 1, Lugz, Shaq's and fubu's
Ya And 1, Lugz shaqs and fubus
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