We’re bored at the Senior Prom
So whip out our Pokemon
If we had girls all Hell would freeze

While romance is in the air
We frankly just do not care
Because that dude spawned a Dragonair

My Pokeball holds a Drowzee
His skills have worked you’re sleepy
But since you played Charmander he is baked into brownies
This brutal game comes from the Japanese

If I could afford the price
I’d buy all their merchandise
There’s even Clefairy underpants

If you think the game is rough
Stop using Jigglypuff
“Go catch them all” so nerds won’t call your bluff
(Your bluff, your bluff, your bluff)

I like lame 90s anime!
Please go insert these movies
I’d watch all day and all evening this pile of DVDs
It’s exciting to see Ash Ketchum scream

How did they think…
Of all these critters in my stack?
(Abra, Mewtwo and Psyduck)
Were these Asian cartoonists smoking crack?
(Electabuzz and Golduck)
I painted Pikachu on my Jeep
(Bellsprout, Slowbro… What the f*ck?)
All other drivers know I’m a geek

Near 500 Pokemon
And me have a special bond
That hot Misty chick Ash wants to drill (wants to drill)
The jocks think I’m bizarre
When I show them all my cards
From my Zangoose to Squirtle and my Bulbasuar

Then those jocks gave me a wedgie
They are such jerks and bullies
That’s why I stay where the spit sprays with all the braces freaks
And four-eyed kings on our nerdy team

(Let’s watch Quantum Leap!)

No “Magic: The Gathering”
Or “Yu Gi-Oh“… Not playing
That “Munchkin” game there’s one thing that you can never beat
It’s “Pokemon” that has that certain gleam
(I choose Butterfree!)

There’s many kinds of nerds and geeks
Love Captain Kirk? You Trekkie?
Or some Role Play but I’m afraid I don’t like D&D
Cause Pocket Monsters make up all my dreams