Freeper

Sitting at my computer so very eagerly
Waiting for the word from up above
Hoping I'll get my teamlemming mouspad real soon
Oh yeah!

Can't ever think or feel for myself
I gotta do what Uncle Karl wants
Waiting to be told what to think and say
Time and again

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

I watch the evening news like everyone else
Don't ever need to think about what it says
Because tomorrow I know that Rush and Uncle Karl
Will explain it all

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh yeah
I'm just a Freeper
Who's doing what I'm told

Your higher mental processes are working fine
But me? I'm just a mindless Rovian drone
A product of the RNC's vast hive mind
My thoughts and feelings are never my own
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

If only everyone else could be like this
Then we could all be one huge GOP clone
We wouldn't have to think or feel for ourselves
Oh yeah!

I'm just a Freeper
I can't think on my own
Oh no!
I'm just a Freeper
Doing exactly what I'm told
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
I never step out of line
Oh yeah!
I'm just a Freeper
Keeping the world at bay
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah