-> "Just Go Wisconsin Dells"
Original Song Title:
"Blyadi Blyadi"
Original Performer:
Palestinian Patriotic Song
Parody Song Title:
"Just Go Wisconsin Dells"
The Lyrics
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
You just can't really make a choice these days
When it comes to what you're watching;
There's too many channels out there to choose
Without risking insanity;
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
How can you stand to keep working on
Without any time off for yourself?
Your health, your sanity as well,
Could be in jeopardy unless you
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
Why risk your life or your health, too,
Just working on and on constantly?
Why risk your life or your health, too,
Just working on and on constantly?
There's also that matter of
Maintaining your sanity;
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
There probably has to be such times
When you need less of the TV
And more real-time leisure and fun
For the sake of your peace of mind;
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
Psychiatry is quite expensive
And Scientology is all the worse;
Psychiatry is quite expensive
And Scientology is all the worse--
There are logical alternatives
And I can recommend one for you:
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
Can you afford those "health discount plans"
Sold as health insurance-ersatz,
Knowing where they're nothing but frauds?
You need to think for once thusly:
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
Maybe you need some waterslides
To bring you to Sanity;
Maybe you need some waterslides
To bring you to Sanity--
Not more of the infernal idiot's box
If you value your sanity;
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
So you've got vacation time
Accumulate from your employment;
Why just let it lay to waste?
"Use it or lose it," buddy--
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
The Alternative, need I say,
Is too horrible dictu
(Or, as the French expression reads,
"Too unfortunate to relate");
Just go, just go, Wisconsin Dells!!
Just go to Wisconsin Dells!!
JUST GO TO WISCONSIN DELLS!!!
GO DELLS!!
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