-> "Last Dessert"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Dessert"
Parody Written by:
Tyler Boutiette
The Lyrics
Cut my lunch into peices
This is my last dessert
Starvation, no eating, don't give a bite if I even stop eating
Cut my lunch into peices,
I've ate my last dessert
stavation, no eating
don't give a bite if I even stop eating
would you even care if I stopped eating?
would it be wrong, would it be right
if I ate my lunch tonight, chances are that I might
mutilation out of sight, and I'm contemplating dieting
I'm losing my fat, losing my weight
wish somebody would tell me i'm thin
losing my fat, losing my weight,
wish somebody would tell me i'm thin
I never realized I wasn't so thin,
till it was too late, and I was tubby within,
Hungry, feeding on butter, and eating in sin,
fatass spiral, where do I begin?
it all started when I ate my mother,
no food for myself, and no food for another
searching to find a snack apon a higher level,
finding nothing but health foods and grapefriuts
I'm losing my fat, losing my weight,
wish somebody would tell me I'm thin
losing my fat, losing my weight,
wish somebody would tell me I'm thin
Nothing's alright, nothing's fat-free
I'm running, and I'm eaaatting, I'm eaaating, I'm eaaaaating. I'm eating
I... can't... go... on... eat-ing... this... way..
Cut my lunch into peices, this is my last dessert,
starvation, no eating, don't give a bite if I even stop eating.
Would it be wrong, would it be right?
If I ate my lunch tonight, chances are that I might,
(Mutalation out of sight) and I'm contemplating dieting
I'm losing my fat, losing my weight,
wish somebody would tell me I'm thin
losing my fat, losing my weight,
wish somebody would tell me I'm thin
Nothing's alright, nothing's fat-free
I'm running and I'm eating
I CAN'T GO ON EATING THIS WAY!
CANT GO OOO-ON
EATING THIS WAY!
NOTHING'S FAT...
FREE!
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