-> "Last Dessert"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Dessert"
Parody Written by:
Val
The Lyrics
Cut my pie into pieces,
This is my last dessert.
Strawberries and Cherries,
Dont give a **** if theres too many berries
This is my last dessert
Cut my pie into pieces
This is my last resort
Strawberries and cherries
Dont give a **** if theres too many berries
Do you even care if i die eating?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If i ate my pie tonite
Chances are, that I might
Whip cream and caramel out of sight
And I'm contemplateing sugar cubes
Chorus:
Cause I'm loosing my taste loosin my mind
Wish somebody would say my cookin's fine
Loosin my taste loosin my mind
Wish somebody would say my cookin's fine
I'm eating and I'm eating
I never realized the crust was spread to thin
Till it was too late, and it was epty within
Hungry, feeding on tacos and living in sin
Downward, sprinkel, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my butter
No love for myself and no love for another
Searching, to find a flavor upon a higher level
Finding, nothing but chocoalate and vanilla
Chorus
I cant go on eating this way
Repeat first virse
Chorus
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