-> "Last Bit Of Pork"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Bit Of Pork"
Parody Written by:
Elitekid
The Lyrics
Cut my bread into slices
This is my last bit of pork
mayonaise
No pickle
Don't give a ham if I cut my finger of from slicing
This is my last bit of pork
Cut my bread into slices
I've reached my last bit of pork
mayonaise
No pickle
Don't give a ham if I cut my finger off slicing
Do you even care if I put cheese in it?
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my food to the park tonight
Chances are that I might
then id scoff my food outta sight
And I'm contemplating crisps and a penguin
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me its still within the sell by date?
Losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me its still within sell by date?
I never realized the butter was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry
Feeding on mayo
And living in a kitchen
Down my throat where do I begin
It all started when I lost my cucumber
No love for gherkin
And no love for peanut butter
Searching to find a filling up on a higher level
Finding nothing but chicken and pork scratching
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me its within the sell by date
Losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me its within the sell by date
sandwich is alright
kinda fine
I'm running and I'm eating
I'm scoffing
I'm munching
I'm chewing
I'm chomping
I can't go on eating this way
Cut my bread into slices
This is my last bit of pork
mayonaise
No pickle
Don't give a ham if i cut my finger off slicing
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my food to the park tonight
Chances are that I might
then id scoff my food outta sight
And I'm contemplating crisps and a penguin
Cuz I'm losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me Its within the sell by date
Losing my bite
Losing my butter
Wish somebody would tell me Its within the sell by date
sandwich is alrite
better than fine
I'm running and I'm eating
I can't go on munching this way
Can't go on
eating this way
sandwich is alright
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