Cut my beef into pieces
This is my last resort
Mastication, no starving
Dont give a darn if i do all the carving

This is my last resort

Cut my beef into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Mastication, no starving
Dont give a darn if i do all the carving
Do you even care if i stop carving
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If i ate my beef tonight
Chances are that i might
Constipation outta sight
And im contemplating laxative

Cuz im taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine
Taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine

I never realized it was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And tasted empty within
Hungry
Feeding on lunch meat
Cuz that's all there'd been
Not a whole lot comes in a tin
It all started when i lost my butter
No love for cheap spread
And no love for the others
Searching to find some steak sauce on a higher level
Finding nothing but Sizzler and A1

Cuz im taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine
Taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine
Tofu's not right
Chicken is fine
I feel like im in heaven
In heaven
In heaven
In heaven
In heaven

I can't go on eating this way

Cut my beef into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Mastication, no starving
Dont give a darn if i do all the carving
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If i ate my beef tonight
Chances are that i might
Constipation outta sight
And im contemplating laxative

Cuz im taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine
Taking my knife
Taking a bite
Wish somebody told me it tastes fine
Tofu's not right
Chicken is fine
I feel like im in heaven

I can't go on eating this way
Can't go on
Eating this way
Tofu's not right