-> "AAAAHHH! I'M BLEEDING!!!"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"AAAAHHH! I'M BLEEDING!!!"
The Lyrics
I cut my thumb! Oh, sweet Jesus!
I'm bleeding! Oh, my Lord!
I turned the pages, while reading
I got a papercut, now a Band-Aid, I'm needing
I'm bleeding! Oh, My Lord!
I cut my thumb! Oh, sweet Jesus!
I'm bleeding! Oh my Lord!
I turned a page while I was reading
I got a papercut, now a Band-Aid, I'm needing
Do you even care that I was reading
a novel by author Annie Rice
I cut my thumb tonight, now chances are that I might
need a Band-Aid to make it right, and I contemplate that I might die
'Cause I'm in pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me shut up, that I will be fine!
In pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me shut up, that I will be fine!
I never realized I was such a wimp
til I saw the sight of my broken skin
blubbering
This is chaos. agony I am in
would Tylenol help the pain just end?
I get laughed at by my stupid brother
I say "I can't help it! How'd you like to suffer"?
It'll hurt when I try to eat my morning Fruity Pebbles
I feel like I'm being punished by the Devil
'Cause I'm in pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me shut up, that I will be fine!
In pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me shut up, that I will be fine!
Nothing's alright! Nothing is fine! I cut my thumb and I'm crying!
I'm crying!
I'm crying!
I'm crying!
I'm crying!
I...can't...go...on....hurt...ing...this....way
Cut my thumb! Oh, sweet Jesus!
I'm bleeding! Oh, my Lord!
Turned the pages, while reading
got a papercut, now a Band-Aid I'm needing
I don't think I like Annie Rice
I cut my thumb tonight, now chances are that I might
need a Band-Aid to make it right, I contemplate that I might die
'Cause I'm pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me, shut up, that I will be fine!
In pain and I cry, I'm losing my mind
they tell me, shut up, that I will be fine!
Nothing's alright! Nothing is fine! I cut my thumb and I'm crying!
I...CAN'T...GO...ON...BLEED...ING...THIS...WAY!!!
Can't go on...need more Band-Aids!
Yeah, I still like...Rice!
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