Going through drive-thru down at McDonald's,
My stomache starts to ache,
As I pass my friend, Ronald.
And I keep ordering the same damn thing,
Without the ketchup,
And I am giving them the heads-up.

I want no pickles please,
Ketchup with extra cheese,
Can't you tell I'm picky,
I'm wanting a special burger.
I dislike special sauce,
Just never put it on,
I might seem really picky,
I'm wanting a special burger.

(Want it my way,)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way)

I'm sticky picky,
Hate food with the mayo.
Cause it is creamy,
And it makes me squeamy.
And the cashier askes me 'bout my order.
My temper's shorter,
Because I'm wanting my special burger.

Don't want to supersize,
Don't care about the fries,
It all goes to my thighs,
I'm wanting a special burger.
I dislike lettuce leafs,
It makes me hurl and scream,
I'm getting really hungry
I'm wanting my special burger.

(Want it my way,)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way,)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way,)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way)
Bugers!

Going through drive-thru down at McDonald's,
My stomache starts to ache,
As I pass my friend, Ronald.
And I keep ordering the same damn thing,
Without the ketchup,
And I am giving them the heads-up.

I want no pickles please,
Ketchup with extra cheese,
Can't you tell I'm picky,
I'm wanting a special burger.
I dislike special sauce,
Just never put it on,
I might seem really picky,
I'm wanting a special burger.
(Want it my way,)
(Want it my way)
(Want it my way)
Don't want to supersize,
Don't care about the fries,
It all goes to my thighs,
I'm wanting a special burger.
I dislike lettuce leafs,
It makes me hurl and scream,
I'm getting really hungry
I'm wanting my special burger.