-> "Saw"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Saw"
The Lyrics
(Amanda)
Cut my life into pieces
'Til I met the Jigsaw
Reverse beartrap
The key'as in
My cellmate's guts, I cut him up, bleedin'
Then I met the Jigsaw
(John/Jigsaw)
Cut your life into pieces
Let's play a little sport
Concentration
No cheating
I give a damn if you cut your arm, bleeding
But I don't care if that means you're bleeding
Doin' what's wrong
To teach what's right
By killing people all night
They all put up a fight
Mutilation outta sight
It's all complicated suicide
'Cause I'm losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body and I'll show the world I'm right
Losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body so I'll show the world who's right
(Amanda)
I never realised my life was so thin
Till of course, he came
My journey was to begin
Jigsaw!
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral, then he came on in
Life restarted, now I'm in a big house
Rigged with traps and stuff.
None safe, not even a mouse
Searching to find a cure for some bleedy diey thing
The colours of the rainbow or something
(John/Jigsaw)
Cuz Im losing my life
Cancer's in my
Body so I'll show the world what's right
They lose their sight
They lose their mind
I'll show them what's what until I die
They go and whine
So I design
T-raps to stop their whining
They're whining
I'm dieing
Designing
Exciting
They can't go on living this way
(John/Jigsaw)
Cut your life into pieces
They call me the Jigsaw
(Amanda)
Cut my life into pieces
I am the new Jigsaw
Compensation
For treating
Your son like crap so you are now life pleading!
Is it so wrong?
Teach you whats right
By taking a life tonight
And your bound to try fight
Mutilation outta sight
Die by complicated suicide
(John/Jigsaw/Amanda)
And I'll giveth you sight
You'll lose your mind
But you'll learn what matters in life
You lose your mind
But you'll gain sight
After I take what matters in life
You'll be alright
Cuz you will die
And then you will stop whining
You can't go on living this way
There'll be blood
And a sequel
People will die
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