-> "Child Support"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Child Support"
The Lyrics
My paycheck it decreases because of Child Support
Much frustration from one fling
Feel like a schmuck should have stuck with inbreeding
I scrape by, Child Support
My flat broke state increases no thanks to Child Support
Obligation, this whole thing
All this ill luck has my hair line receding
Got torn up at the legal proceeding
Work all day long, Work through the night
Has me feeling quite contrite, went bankrupt overnight
Masturbations come to light and I find I'm hating civic pride
Now I'm boozing all night while on the grind
Owe on my personal credit line
Things are so tight, falling behind
Eighteen years of this moolah is thine
I didn't realize what I was getting in
Till it was too late, now I'm a washed up has been
Hungry, living off cheetohs supporting my kin
Credit cards null means no more chargin'
Just nine months after I did your mother
Can't support myself let alone another
Working three jobs has left my appearance dishevel
Finding Collections has many levels
Still my finances are tight I'm in a bind
Bank account shows a large minus sign
Try as I might I'm still behind
Generic now means top of the line
Brimming with spite, nada is mine
It's stunning I'm complying
I'm trying, I'm trying
I'm trying, I'm trying
House ... has ... been ... repoed ... to ... my ... dismay
My paycheck still decreases, No hope for Appeals Court
Medication my life ring
Life's run amuck got no chance of succeeding
I scrape along, try as I might
Been working every night, with still no end in sight
Survivals one tough fight with State Supreme Court I must abide
Poverty at it's height, feeling inclined
To rob a bank but wont, I'll just whine
There is no light, none I can find
In eighteen years my checks will be mine
Working tonight, I can't resign
Exhausted still complying
MY ... CAR ... WAS ... JUST ... TOWED ... A ... WAY
Mind is gone ... What can I say?
Feeling contrite!
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