Song Parodies -> "Story of a Fat Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Forever"

Original Performer:

Papa Roach

Parody Song Title:

"Story of a Fat Dude"

Parody Written by:

Craig Sparks

The Lyrics

Koolness

In the brightest corner of the darkest street
I saw the shop that sold loads of food
Running over to
Stuff that makes me poo
It’s been so long since I ate, must have been five minutes
Smelling the chip fat
That’s been haunting me
It’s so lovely I just wanna scream,
‘Cause I just can’t get to it
I’m not a believer
I’m not a forgiver

Because food tastes so nice and I’m gonna be this fat forever
There are chips, hot or cold, and I’m just gonna eat them forever

And then I entered the shop
Been a long, long night,
I am hungover from the night before
Talk to the lady there
Tell her I want some food
She asks me what food and I say anything
Burger or some crisps
The next moment she walks and she brings food over here,
Some like drugs
Some like women
But I like food and it keeps me going strong

Because food tastes so nice and I’m gonna be this fat forever
I’ll eat all, even my arm, but ill have to cook it on a fire

One last bite
Before I’m done
Have a drink
It is time to eat more food

One last bite
Before I’m done
Have a drink
It is time to eat more food

Because food tastes so nice and I’m gonna be this fat forever
Because this is my life and ill never stop eating all this food

One last bite
Before I’m done
Have a drink
It is time to eat more food

One last bite
Before I’m done
Have a drink
It is time to eat more food

One last bite

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Below Average Dave - July 14, 2008 - Report this comment

This one was pretty good. The idea worked well and I didn't think it would, my only problem was no variation on this particular one didn't leave you enough comedy edge to really push this one over the top. Unlike many others, I don't necessarily believe you have to vary every chorus, but in some cases--like this one--it'd allow you more artistic discretion. Still very good.

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