-> "Last Report!"
Original Song Title:
"Last Resort"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Last Report!"
The Lyrics
Cut my test into pieces
This is my last report
Annotations, no reading
Don’t give us books
And please cut out the teaching
That was my last report
(guitar nananananananananananana)
Longer nights, no more recess
I’ve wrote my last report
Got detention for griefing
I’ve given up, it’s suspension I’m receiving
Do you even care if I decide I’m leaving?
Wouldn’t be wrong no it's ok
If I skip my class today
Chances are that I may
Flunking out with my bad grades
And I’m not complaining, I’m just say’n
That I’m wasting my Life,
Wasting my brain
Wish somebody would burn down that place
Losing my Time
Losing my mind
Wish I wasn’t all falling behind
(guitar nananananananananananana)
I never realized I failed religion
Homework’s a day late, I had never turned it in
Study, learned all my functions but still slipping in trig
Time for finals, I don’t feel so big
Got fainthearted when I didn’t pass P.E.
No Love for this Hell, I’ll just get a GED
Spanish, to me it’s all just unintelligible
No sports, academic ineligible [AI]
So I’m losing my gain,
Losing my sane
Wish somebody would tutor my brain
Losing my shine
Losing my mind
Would anybody please be so kind?
Nothing is right
Need to rewrite
I’m failing
And I’m wa-ailing
I’m tra-ailing
No prevaling
I’m a-ailing
So I’m bailin’
I…cant…go…on…hate…ting…this…school
Cut my quiz into pieces
This is my last report
Subordination, no leniency
Your outta luck
And please dont try teaching me
Would it be wrong to start a fight
Skip all my homework tonight
Principal does not fright
Maybe then pop out a light
Just get demerits til I say BYE
And I’m wasting my Time,
Wasting my Time
Wasting my, wasting my, wasting every dime
Losing my Life
Losing my Life
Wish somebody would help me break the strife
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