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Song Parodies -> "The Legend Of Al Gore"
Original Song Title:
"The Legend Of John Fox"
Original Performer:
Pat Godwin
Parody Song Title:
"The Legend Of Al Gore"
Parody Written by:
Sarcastic Paranoid
The Lyrics
As several of Al Gore's critics have noted, Gore's huge mansion in Tennessee is a real energy-sucker, no matter what lame excuses he may have to offer about the "carbon offset" indulgences he buys with all the money he makes hawking his ecochondriac cult to gullible greens. Even if it is a huge mansion (10,000 square feet), I have to wonder: how the devil is he using all of that energy, anyway?
When I'm traveling on business,
I see a different town each week.
I've found weird stuff in my hotel rooms,
But this makes me freak:
The toilet's choked, the AC's croaked,
The TV's at full roar.
Who was the wastrel who stayed here last?
Must have been Al Gore.
Al Gore... Al Gore...
Just another empty noise, that bore!
He'll pollute the place
Everywhere he stays;
Full of gas and hot air,
Flatulent both ways.
All faucets and all lights are on;
The thermostat's bright red.
There are empty hair spray cans
And stuff from Tipper on the bed.
DVDs--all fresh, shrink-wrapped--
Fill a bureau drawer;
Copies of his movie autographed:
"Courtesy of Al Gore!"
Al Gore, loser man, Al Gore...
You put him on, he'll make the audience snore.
He drains the life away
From every place he stays:
The hotel staff are looking zombified;
They've been that way for days.
Al Gore, oh, Al Gore...
Singin' 'bout the legend,
The legend of Al Gore...
I see a different town each week.
I've found weird stuff in my hotel rooms,
But this makes me freak:
The toilet's choked, the AC's croaked,
The TV's at full roar.
Who was the wastrel who stayed here last?
Must have been Al Gore.
Al Gore... Al Gore...
Just another empty noise, that bore!
He'll pollute the place
Everywhere he stays;
Full of gas and hot air,
Flatulent both ways.
All faucets and all lights are on;
The thermostat's bright red.
There are empty hair spray cans
And stuff from Tipper on the bed.
DVDs--all fresh, shrink-wrapped--
Fill a bureau drawer;
Copies of his movie autographed:
"Courtesy of Al Gore!"
Al Gore, loser man, Al Gore...
You put him on, he'll make the audience snore.
He drains the life away
From every place he stays:
The hotel staff are looking zombified;
They've been that way for days.
Al Gore, oh, Al Gore...
Singin' 'bout the legend,
The legend of Al Gore...
Compare and contrast another mansion: Bush's 4,000 square feet ranch in Crawford, which includes lots of expensive energy-saving devices and materials to help keep its impact on the environment to a minimum. As ever, the leftards talk endlessly about protecting the environment, but we "wingnuts" on the right are the folks who actually do anything to conserve energy. When you work to help the environment, do not be like Al Gore, for he does his "good works" (as he thinks of them) to be seen (and applauded, and paid) by others. I tell you the truth, he has his reward in full. But our Lord, who sees what is done in private, right under the media's nose, will reward and commend Bush.
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