-> "I Need A Car"
Original Song Title:
"I Need A Girl"
Original Performer:
P.Diddy feat. Loon & Usher
Parody Song Title:
"I Need A Car"
The Lyrics
I need a car to drive,drive,drive
I need a car to be pearl white
A need a car w/ 4 wheel drive
I need a car in my life
I'm internationally known in the racers zone,
I got it all but I'm lookin for some wheels in chrome
I really like the chrome, it shines like a place in rome
I got some rims I ain't never shown cause
Rims that are classy tickle my fancy
Buying under a twenty just ain't funny
I need a car that can stand heat,carry my granny
Have a double shift cammy, NOS from Miami
Cause some of these cars be confusin me
I can't tell if they american or japonese
Look at my money, I'm at where a dude should be
I was depressed when I tought I lost a key
I need a car that be true to me
Know bout the thefts, and know what it do to me
Without a benz by mide side it'll ruin me
Forget the girls car it's you and me, Lets drive
Chorus
I need a car to drive,drive,drive
I need a car to be pearl white
A need a car w/ 4 wheel drive
I need a car in my lifeI need a car to drive,drive,drive
I need a car to be pearl white
A need a car w/ 4 wheel drive
I need a car in my life
Now I done had some paint jobs in my lifetime
But there's not a lot of colors that got the right shine
I done had some cars with all the tight features
Had floor mats that matched my sneakers
Cell phones and beapers they always wanna reach ya
"Wanna race, I know I can beat ya!"
I find a vette I'm a keep er'
They get older but they don't get cheaper
I want the real $#*%
I want a car that I can chill wit
Breakdown and rebuild wit
I need a car hold the turns tight
Winter time salt won't turn paint white
Anytime I male a change it's alright
U the car I been lookin for my whole life
God blessed me I'm glad I bought the S-type
V-Tech's got flames out my tailpipe
Chorus?X
I had a car that died on me
Now I always carry extra gas with me
Every night I fill it up if it's on E
Go inside wanna take the whole car w/me
First it was slow now it burns rubber
Spent more time with it than my dying brother
Looked at your pictures while under cover
Engine blown can't drive you like I really wanna
Now I can't drive a single mile
Can't even race for a little while
Damn I wish I hadn't drove u wild
My crazy little car with asian style
Everyday now I reminess
Bout the way I used to drive oh $#*%
Now u gone and I can't believe I'm sayin this
I love u car and you're the only one I ever kissed
Chorus
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