I was riding the bus
When I dropped my purse
But I didn't realize it at first
I got to school
And I got off the bus
Because I thought I had all of my stuff
I went inside and reached for my lipgloss
That's when I realized I left my purse on the bus
It was too late
The bus had left
I got this great big pain in my chest

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Oh where oh where can my lunch card be?
I can't pay with real money
Now I have to go to the end of the line
And I don't think that I have enough time

Now I am without a lunch card
I'm kinda feeling like a retard
Everyone else has finished their lunch
And I am still waiting at the end of the bunch
I asked the lunch lady if I could just go
She said, "You don't have your lunch, so no"
She was so mean so I knocked her out
I stole some food and I ran out
Now I have detention
But at least I got my food
It was all her fault
She was so rude

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Woh (x 4)
Ohh (x4)