Song Parodies -> "My Dog Dakoda"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Leave Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"My Dog Dakoda"

Parody Written by:

Unwritten Anarchy

The Lyrics

i just got a new dog and she is a handful

ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma
ma ma ma-ma ma
VERSE 1
i don't know if i should yell any louder
how many times have i put you in the yard?
or said that your the worst dog?
you can be so fun when you wanna be
your capable of eating anything
chew my homework into pieces
then i yell out..... DAMMIT!
CHORUS
dear my pet dog
dear my pet dog
i always scream that i don't like you
but you always come and bite in the butt
dear my pet dog
VERSE 2
how did you tear up all my pencils?
what is it with you and eating all my shoes ?
its never been this messy
can't you tell that the family is upset ?
my mom is pissed off 'cause you pooped all on the carpet
but doggy didn't mean it
i'll clean it, i promise
CHORUS
dear my pet dog
dear my pet dog
i always shout that i don't like you
but you always come and bite me in the butt
dear my pet dog
i forgot to take you out
and you pee all on the carpets really
can't sleep without
your barking in my ear constantly
forgot to feed you, im sorry
REPEAT CHORUS

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