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Song Parodies -> "You On The Pill?"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like a Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"You On The Pill?"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

I'm Lying here on the bed where you loved me
I think we played too much
I worry here, what have I done?
I thought it would be fun

can't pay ya child support, I not really rich
can't use a condom, cause it's making me itch
don't call your mother please, she'll be a little bitch
I think I'll get outa here
where I can run as fast as I can
to my apartment over there
to realize my worst fears, I swear!
Are you on the pill?
If I made you pregnant
I'm gonna be ill, I'm gonna be ill

I got in my car, went to the clinic
it was a bad trip
All the other girls, they were different
maybe I should check for AIDS

can't pay ya child support, I not really rich
can't use a condom, cause it's making me itch
don't call your mother please, she'll be a little bitch
I think I'll get outa here
where I can run as fast as I can
to my apartment over there
to realize my worst fears, I swear!
Are you on the pill?
If I made you pregnant
I'm gonna be ill, I'm gonna be ill

run as fast as I can
to my apartment over there
to realize my worst fears, I swear!
Are you on the pill?
If I made you pregnant
I'm gonna be ill, I'm gonna be ill

can't pay ya child support, I not really rich
can't use a condom, cause it's making me itch
don't call your mother please, she'll be a little bitch
I think I'll get outa here
where I can run as fast as I can
to my apartment over there
to realize my worst fears, I swear!
Are you on the pill?
If I made you pregnant
I'm gonna be ill, I'm gonna be ill

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